When is the Insanity going to end! More Twi-Crap…
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Things I will end up buying,
This was Necessary
Ok, seriously…will there ever be an end to the twi-crap out there?? More importantly what will they come up with next to pander to us? I guess retailers know you can never underestimate the spending ability of a twi-hard with some money to burn…. (At least now I have lots of ideas for JE’s birthday *evil grin*)
First up, Vampire paper dolls…

Oh… Papercut!

Ok, why are the heads detachable??! But more importantly where would you place said detachable heads??

Now that we’ve seen the usefulness of these paper dolls… on to more Twi-Crap!
Up next..twilight decorated My Little Ponys…for the nostalgic child of the 80′s twi-fan…and because Edward and Bella ride away in the sunset on a sparkly unicorn in Breaking Dawn? Right? That’s what happened so that’s why it’s relevant to have twilight themed ponys? I mean hell it really could have happened in that book, in fact I think it would have made it better!



Just…yeah. Epic.
And Lastly…I found these little gems on my way out of a borders store yesterday.
Because you’ve always wanted to palm Robert Pattinson…

For the twi-hard who needs her Rob porn on the go here’s the RPattz Mini-Bio…
yes, this does exist… no I don’t have man hands, they’re pocket size books. It can be yours ladies for the low price of $5.99…which can also buy you probably 1.5 beers…but some of us just have different priorities I guess.
Oh, and if you wanted to palm Taylor he’s available too

why do I feel like I’m going to hell now for saying that?
Oh well… see you all there