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This song has been stuck in my head for a week now…actually make that two weeks.  Every time I got stressed out at work I just started singing and may have done a little dance or two as well.

Last summer my non-vacation was spent in my own back yard…it went something like this:

Or at least I’ll pretend it was that awesome.

I shouldn’t complain because I did *cough*spendthreeweeksineuropelastspring*cough* and I *cough*wenttosxswinmarchthisyear*cough*….but uh yeah I haven’t had a break from the office since March.  Being in one place too long starts to make Team Six Pack go a little crazy.  So I’m busting out of this joint!  I’m all packed and ready to go… I had a few glasses of wine while packing so we’ll see what kind of fashions I have for the next week. I will be spending a week at a exotic local beach aka a place my sister and I make a pact every year not to go back to, but it is a beach and it’s not my office desk.  So I’ll make do.  But in the mean time I won’t be here bloggin!  So yea, try not to burn the place down while I’m gone

See ya in a week lovlies!

P.s. I’m leaving ya with this little gift from RobsButtonsBabes…Mmmm MMmmm MMM!! DAMN!

Back Porn!

p.p.s Check out this blog for some awesome laughs while I’m gone you’ll love it!! Rob’s Closet (Promise you’ll come back here tho! K Thanks!)

p.p.p.s also some more laughs… Non-twi related but this shit never fails to crack me up.  SNL has NOTHING on in living color! NOTHING….and God I really wish they’d come back and do this skit to critique Twilight…could you just imagine how hilarious it would be? I’d die.

Ok, seriously…will there ever be an end to the twi-crap out there??  More importantly what will they come up with next to pander to us?   I guess retailers know you can never underestimate the spending ability of a twi-hard with some money to burn…. (At least now I have lots of ideas for JE’s birthday *evil grin*)

First up, Vampire paper dolls…

Oh… Papercut!

Ok, why are the heads detachable??! But more importantly where would you place said detachable heads??

Now that we’ve seen the usefulness of these paper dolls… on to more Twi-Crap!

Up next..twilight decorated My Little Ponys…for the nostalgic child of the 80′s twi-fan…and because Edward and Bella ride away in the sunset on a sparkly unicorn in Breaking Dawn?  Right?  That’s what happened so that’s why it’s relevant to have twilight themed ponys?  I mean hell it really could have happened in that book, in fact I think it would have made it better!

Just…yeah.  Epic.

And Lastly…I found these little gems on my way out of a borders store yesterday.

Because you’ve always wanted to palm Robert Pattinson…

For the twi-hard who needs her Rob porn on the go here’s the RPattz Mini-Bio…

yes, this does exist… no I don’t have man hands, they’re pocket size books.  It can be yours ladies for the low price of $5.99…which can also buy you probably 1.5 beers…but some of us just have different priorities I guess.

Oh, and if you wanted to palm Taylor he’s available too

why do I feel like I’m going to hell now for saying that?

Oh well… see you all there

It all starts……………in November……………..

According to Gossip Cop:

A source close to the production confirms to Gossip Cop that filming will begin in November (as we reported last week) and extend until roughly March 15.

Although the expansive nature of Bill Condon’s two-parter (and size of his cast) means there could be minor schedule tweaks, the timetable is set.

Breaking Dawn, Directors Log…day 1: There are fucking feathers everywhere…fortunately the corn syrup for birth scene was not on set. Pattinson must be allergic to down, broken out in hives, not easy to cover up on his back side.  Make-up crew happy.

Breaking Dawn, Directors Log…day 26: Corn syrup seems to have lodged gears of prosthetic stomach.  Baby will not propel from womb, must find goo be gone.

Day 27: shooting behind schedule… Lautner hospitalized after slip on blood.

Day 28: Issues having Stewart emote: “It was not just a scream, it was a blood-curdling shriek of agony.  The horrific sound cut off with a gurgle, and her eyes rolled back in to her head.  her body twitched, arched in Rosalie’s arms, and then Bella vomited a fountain of blood.”

Day 43: Summit shot down my plan again for a wolf pack cabaret.  We spent an entire week working on the dance number as well.  Production behind schedule now.  DVD extras perhaps?

Day 65: Still in talks with screen writer as to what to fill in from now til end of movie.  No word yet.  Summit again rejected idea of Reneesme solo dance on wires.

(I’m telling you this stuff just writes itself…it’s almost too easy)

That’s about all I have to say about the pictures that surfaced this afternoon.

So apparently twitter exploded yesterday because Rob was photographed on the On the Road set with KStew… *crickets* yep.

Anyway, the pictures made me wonder what don’tgiveacrapsten really talks about…

Hey, Kristen…guess what? *giggles*

I just farted…

*blank stare*
Seriously… Fuck my life.

In other important On the Road news… Viggo Mortensen joined the cast of On the Road (via twidazzledgal).  Why is this important? Because I still have a nerd crush on Aragorn.

How YOU doin’ Strider Ranger King man..

Also, apparently Tom Sturrige has joined the cast as well (via twicrack).  He’s a hottie… and also besties with Rob…so it makes me wonder the real reason behind his visit to the set…

Clearly the real reason is because he was out of dirty plaid shirts.

Sources:
Rob & Kstew pics from PattinsonImages.net and RobertPattinsonNew-UK

Aragorn pic from Fanpop.

Guess that means you can only swing on his balls now instead.

Here’s a few more of Rob from his visit to the On The Road set on 8/12…

Images from PattinsonImages.net

I. am. swooning!

Le sigh, the Buddy Holly glasses.  They get my every time.

Source: Team Cudmore International

A video of all the Rob parts:

Here’s some pics of Rob (and a few of Taylor and Ashley Greene as well). Rob looks so over this teen crap. I’m over this teen crap. Teens ruined Remember Me because summit wanted their money and made the movie PG-13. Teens are going to ruin the only part of Breaking Dawn worth seeing because it’s going to be PG-13! I’m over it. I think Rob’s very brief acceptance speech and his bored-out-of-his-fucking-mind blank stare  says he’s over it to. Time to let him grow out of this market folks. We twenty-somethings, thirty-somethings and forty-somethings are happy to have him, and we spend our dollars at the box office as well if you give us something worth seeing.
Oh, and as per usual twilight won a bunch of shit.

Here’s Rob, Hot but OVER. IT.

SO. OVER. IT.

Logic says that’s a cell phone in his front pocket.  Reality says it’s a flask to get through the night.

HQ Images from TwiDazzledGal’s Blog

He wants you he really does

Do YOU have what it takes to be a twi-blogger??

Do you have countless hours to waste playing on the internet? (preferably between the hours of 9-5 Monday through Friday with out risking your actual job )

Do you like looking at photos of shirtless men?

Do you like snark?

Are you over the age of 18 but still act like your 17…or have the sense of humor of a 12 year old?

Would you knock me out of the way if RPattz was drunk and needed a ride home and he could only go home with one of us?

Do you enjoy poking fun at the twilight saga as much as you love Edward?

Do you have a problem with Renesme and imprinting and the fade to black and pillow biting?

Do you know what I’m talking about in the previous question…does it all make you want to vomit?

Have you read or do you actively read twitarded?

Are you addicted to fan fiction?

If you said yes to any of the above we COULD become new twi-besties! (if you answered yes to the RPattz question…be warned… I work out *evil grin*)

So this is pretty much a plead for some help with the blog…our staff is well… Just down to me.  It’s difficult to run the site the way I’d like it to so I’m looking to make some new twi-friends and have you come blog with me!  I’m looking for one or two individuals who have some free time on their hands who would like to blog a little about twilight, if you come around here often you know that we’re not a serious site, I like to have fun with twilight and ogle shirtless men, so if you feel the same you will probably fit right in!  I can’t pay you, but you’d probably get lots of laughs out of all of this…that’s worth something right??

Also I’m looking for a few more people to eventually help with message boards.  If you know anything about setting up a board or moderating please feel free to contact me!

You can leave a reply make sure your email address is linked to your user name or send me an email at lovesboyswhosparkle-at-gmail-dot-com

Thanks for taking the time to read this post.

Team Six Pack

Because I kind of feel like a combination of this…

and this…

(inset empty wine bottle in pic)

I’ve decided I need a Sunday morning (who cares if it’s after 12… semantics)…perk me up in the form of hot Cannes Rob.

(click on it… it’s a big one…thatswhatshesaid!)

There, that’s much better.  Now I’m off to cure my hangover like every other normal woman… with carbs and a department store credit card, then sitting in the sun.  Happy Sunday ladies..

P.s. TRUE BLOOD TONIGHT!!! SQUEEEE!!!

Source: Hot Cannes Rob from ThinkingofRob

This….

Seriously putting twilight’s wolf pack to shame!

and this…

(no words!)

and this too…

Jason Stackhouse… so so dumb. But… mmm mmm mmm. *snaps* <– insert Lafayette ‘tude.

sources: Alcide tvfanatic.com, Eric celebmanmeat <– lol loves it! maybe I should change the name of the blog to Ilovemanmeatthatsparkles.com , and Jason Stackhouse toofab.com

I know we’ve seen all of these before…but it doesn’t hurt to look at them again plus these are bigger…and as you know bigger is always better… and if you disagree….ummmm…. clearly you’ve never wanted to cover your 27″ desktop monitor with Rob… pffft and you call yourself a fan girl. lol.

Bigger is sooooo better

Source: TwiDazzledGal‘s blog

I don’t know why twilight does this to us…they kill off the hot ones, I mean don’t get me wrong I’m more than happy to stare at Edward repeatedly on the big screen but they always kill of the hot ones, or make them fug.  Example #1…Cam Gigandet…he’s hot, I mean really hot but they gave him that fugly wig (shocker a fugly wig in a twilight movie) and then killed him off… Example #2 Xavier Samuel… he didn’t have to wear a wig…thank you for that! but still they killed off!

Yeah yeah I know it’s part of the books, but killing off the hot ones means less chances to see them at press tours and premieres in the future. Fortunately Eclipse is still sorta fresh news this summer and I think we’ll be seeing lots of Xavier for a while   So anyway… new Xavier shoot, not sure what it’s for but do we need a reason to look at the cuteness?  Enjoy.

So cute so so freakin cute!

View tons more pics on twifans.com

This time neca or summit or who ever is making these things has multiple versions of Edward and Jacob… let’s contrast and compare shall we??

Gap model Edward

vs….

um, Gap model Edward?

Why didn’t they just give him a removable jacket and call it a day?

Now on to Jacob…

I’ve got two tickets to the gun show Jacob
(alternate version: Wife beater red neck Jake…please for the love of jebus enough with the cut off sleeve shirts)

vs…

I’m titling this one: I’m highly disappointed they didn’t make him wear Jorts, Jacob.

Yeah, as if we didn’t know they were going to do this to him one day…
you are now immortalized as a shirtless piece of plastic.  I know what JE’s getting for her birthday this year!

Here are the rest… they made Bella once again look like she’s going to be attending this years lillith fair, but at least they got the wig right

Source: Twi Crack Addict