Aug
19
When is the Insanity going to end! More Twi-Crap…
Filed Under: Awesome!, Things I will end up buying, This was Necessary

Ok, seriously…will there ever be an end to the twi-crap out there??  More importantly what will they come up with next to pander to us?   I guess retailers know you can never underestimate the spending ability of a twi-hard with some money to burn…. (At least now I have lots of ideas for JE’s birthday *evil grin*)

First up, Vampire paper dolls

Oh… Papercut!

Ok, why are the heads detachable??! But more importantly where would you place said detachable heads??


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Now that we’ve seen the usefulness of these paper dolls… on to more Twi-Crap!

Up next..twilight decorated My Little Ponys…for the nostalgic child of the 80′s twi-fan…and because Edward and Bella ride away in the sunset on a sparkly unicorn in Breaking Dawn?  Right?  That’s what happened so that’s why it’s relevant to have twilight themed ponys?  I mean hell it really could have happened in that book, in fact I think it would have made it better!

Just…yeah.  Epic.

And Lastly…I found these little gems on my way out of a borders store yesterday.

Because you’ve always wanted to palm Robert Pattinson…

For the twi-hard who needs her Rob porn on the go here’s the RPattz Mini-Bio

yes, this does exist… no I don’t have man hands, they’re pocket size books.  It can be yours ladies for the low price of $5.99…which can also buy you probably 1.5 beers…but some of us just have different priorities I guess.

Oh, and if you wanted to palm Taylor he’s available too ;)

why do I feel like I’m going to hell now for saying that?

Oh well… see you all there :)

Aug
08
Sunday Morning Hangover Cure
Filed Under: This was Necessary

Because I kind of feel like a combination of this…

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and this…

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(inset empty wine bottle in pic)

I’ve decided I need a Sunday morning (who cares if it’s after 12… semantics)…perk me up in the form of hot Cannes Rob.

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(click on it… it’s a big one…thatswhatshesaid!)

There, that’s much better.  Now I’m off to cure my hangover like every other normal woman… with carbs and a department store credit card, then sitting in the sun.  Happy Sunday ladies..

P.s. TRUE BLOOD TONIGHT!!! SQUEEEE!!!

Source: Hot Cannes Rob from ThinkingofRob

Aug
07
HQ Outtakes of Rob from GQ
Filed Under: Just Photos, This was Necessary

I know we’ve seen all of these before…but it doesn’t hurt to look at them again plus these are bigger…and as you know bigger is always better… and if you disagree….ummmm…. clearly you’ve never wanted to cover your 27″ desktop monitor with Rob… pffft and you call yourself a fan girl. lol. ;)

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Bigger is sooooo better :D

Source: TwiDazzledGal‘s blog

Aug
06
Hot Aussie Friday! New Xavier Samuel Photoshoot
Filed Under: Just Photos, This was Necessary

I don’t know why twilight does this to us…they kill off the hot ones, I mean don’t get me wrong I’m more than happy to stare at Edward repeatedly on the big screen but they always kill of the hot ones, or make them fug.  Example #1…Cam Gigandet…he’s hot, I mean really hot but they gave him that fugly wig (shocker a fugly wig in a twilight movie) and then killed him off… Example #2 Xavier Samuel… he didn’t have to wear a wig…thank you for that! but still they killed off!

Yeah yeah I know it’s part of the books, but killing off the hot ones means less chances to see them at press tours and premieres in the future. Fortunately Eclipse is still sorta fresh news this summer and I think we’ll be seeing lots of Xavier for a while :)   So anyway… new Xavier shoot, not sure what it’s for but do we need a reason to look at the cuteness?  Enjoy.

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So cute so so freakin cute!

View tons more pics on twifans.com

Aug
05
Holy Hotness! Bel Ami (manip not a still sorry)…when does this movie hit theaters again???
Filed Under: Bel Ami, Just Photos, This was Necessary

Bodice ripper Rob is back in action ladies!!

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Update: Dammit… it’s a manip… I knew I didn’t recognize that ladies face as any of the actresses staring in the movie, but hey Du Roy gets it on with a few randoms too in the book so sometimes you can’t tell! Whatever, it stays….this maybe a preview of what’s to come ;)   happy thursday! Real credit belongs to Bel Ami Movie

You don’t need me to say anything…I’m not going to say anything except this movie’s release date can’t get here soon enough!! (ROBsessed was debating if it was a manip or a still… going to go with still for now…but we need a larger version STAT!)

Source: ROBsessed via Mr. Pattinson

Aug
03
Water for Elephants Filming Comes to an End!
Filed Under: Just Photos, This was Necessary, Water for Elephants

Now that makes me sad! Who cares about the twilight saga ending… it’s already over for me… But this…this means no more smexy Rob in that clean short cut and tuxedos.  BUT we did have a release date announced of April 15, 2011…come on April 2011! (don’t we also get Bel Ami in Dec 2010? In which case… come on December! lol) Anyway, enjoy a collection of recent set pics from Water for Elephants!

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The only thing that would make me love this picture more is if his pinky were up!

and if that was my hand instead of a can of coke ;)

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Why is this mans bottom lip more perfect and shiney than mine?! WHY!

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The haircut, the glasses, the sexpenders the jaw… Dead!

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I’d probably get that look from his as well because right about now I’d be sitting off to the side with a bourbon slush asking him to do a little turn for me ;)

Also I’d just like to point this out… that’s not a radar gun:

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So busted, fan boy!

View more pics on ROBsessed: post 1, post 2, post 3, post 4, post 5, post 6, post 7 and post 8

Jul
29
Shhh… Be Very Very Quiet… I’m Reading Fan Fiction ;)
Filed Under: Fan Fiction, This was Necessary

So yea, I guess you’re probably wondering why my slack ass hasn’t blogged in a week (update: just realize it’s actually only been 4 days since I’ve blogged clearly I fail at math…and twilight wins at taking over my life ;) ), well aside from the usual, after catching up with true blood, I got sucked back into my bottomless pit of fan fiction updates…and might have thrown a few new ones into the mix as well lol :D   Fan Fic is Crack.  On that note here’s some fics that I’ve really been enjoying this summer:

For the Summer by Camoozle

Bella lives at her family’s marina in the Arizona desert on the Colorado river.  One summer Edward visits with his family on vacation when they’re both just children and they’re practically inseparable from that point on.  I love this story because it reminds me of summer vacation as a child.  The writer captures the essence of summer; sunburn, fast melting ice cream, the smell of sunscreen, the possibilities of meeting new friends, friendships that are fast and fizzle out just as quickly as vacation ends.  Except in this case Bella lives permanently in Edward’s vacation-land.  She lives for the summers to see him, he lives for summers to return to the marina and see her.  Year after year Edward comes back, and they swear to always be friends. But as they grow older, spending just a few months together out of the year is starting to tear them apart because a few months together is never enough!  Super romantic, almost heartbreaking, the lemons are sweet and almost real…if you’re looking for ridiculous smut move on, but if you’re looking for a story that’s going to make you say “awww” or want to smack the characters and make them open their eyes then this is for you :)

Under the Apple Tree by Danieller123

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I confess, I wasn’t going to read this one at first because a few reviews said it was angsty and heart breaking and Bella was so fucked up and Edward was so fuck up and blah blah blah… I was sick of those fics.  I needed a break from those fics…but out of curiousity I read it anyway and yes, now I’m completely sucked into the story!  It’s true, Bella is fucked up.  She’s got a whole mess of problems, but there’s something about the way this one is written that I felt for her.  Edwards messed up too, in his own way, but really he’s just heartbroken and sad.  What really sucked me in was when we get to see who Edward is.  He’s like a knight in shining armor, so protective and caring.  He never gives up on Bella.  It’s really sweet, but then you might think why in the hell would his character just keep putting himself out there like that just to be burned by a Bella that doesn’t care?  Again it’s in the writing! The beginning of the story is in Bella’s point of view.  It’s written like she’s just going through the motions of her sad messed up life.  She just stumbles through her days, but then Edward comes into her life.   The chapters get long, the descriptions become more clear, the characters more developed, essentially Edward’s entrance into her life is like having the wool removed from the readers eyes.  We see her and she’s sad, she’s broken, she’s indecisive, and she doesn’t know what the hell to do with her life….but then suddenly she’s trying, and she cares.  She makes Edward laugh and brings light into his life as well.  She’s just what Edward needs, he’s just what she needs it just takes her longer to realize it.  The lemons aren’t in abundance at first, and I like that the writer leaves the majority of the descriptions left to our imaginations.  It’s sexy with out being vulgar.  Yup, I’m addicted.

OSA Bella by Myg

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Vampires and wolves and bears Oh My!  If you’re a Twitarded junkie like I am you’ve probably been following this story.  It’s so good… SO SO good.  Myg is an amazing writer!  I love the fan fic writers that successfully write with in the fantasy world, it’s not an easy task…sometimes sticking to human characters is easier, write what you know is one of my motto’s!  But the writers that go out on a limb and write a successful vamp/human fic, and not only that but make it original and make it their own instead of a rehash of twilight or god forbid breaking dawn part duex…I salute you….no more than that, I bow down. I know I can’t do it, it’s a tricky task that’s why these kind of stories, when done right, have been my favorite stories.

So anyway, something crazy’s going down in Forks.  Bella is an adult and she’s a guidance counselor at Forks high school.  The Cullen’s show up and Edward is (like in twilight) a 17 year-old student at the school. Big big problem for Bella.  Myg’s Bella hasn’t had it easy, she’s lost her husband to the war in Iraq, packs up her life moves to Forks only to find her problems just came with her anyway.  She’s casually sleeping with her friend Jake who won’t let anything else develop between them, she starts dating a guy who turns out to be an asshole, one of her favorite students goes off the deep-end and to top it all off she’s falling for the unobtainable…who turns out to be a vampire, and then Jake gets pissed and reveals that he’s a wolf, oh and there’s a whole bunch of bears attacking people in the area surrounding Fork…and remember she’s a psychologist…so she thinks she’s ready to be checked in to the loony bin.  I’m dying to see where Myg takes this story…oh and I still don’t know what the hell the OSA stands for lol.

Anyway, hope you like some of these recs, three very different but very good stories :D

p.s. and to make up for the lack or new Rob pictures on the blog I give you this:

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Courtesy of Robmusement :)

Jul
25
New Rob Outtakes from Another Man Shoot
Filed Under: Just Photos, This was Necessary

I know I haven’t blogged in a few days… forgive me!

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(trust if Rob was looking for me I’d let myself be found lol ;) )

I have an excuse which I will blog about in my next post. But I hope these pics make up for it :) Here’s my personal favorite:

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Why do men have perfect eye lashes and I need like ten sticks of mascara to even get close!  Not fair! Anyway…love the eyes, love the jaw and love the hair In this pic! The only thing that could be better though….

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Is that loverly smile!

View more pic and Untagged outtakes on ROBsessed!

Jul
20
Cute Fan Made Video of Edward and Bella
Filed Under: Squeee!, This was Necessary, Twilight, videos

Ok, ROBsessed posted this video yesterday for very different reasons then why I’m posting it… I watched it and I couldn’t help posting it here as well.  It’s rare that I get sentimental and sappy about Twilight on this blog (because as you can see from our content, the frequent posts of me with hearts in my eyes clutching a copy of breaking dawn to my chest sighing about how perfect it all was…what posts you say? exactly…) BUT there was SOMETHING about this series that made me fall in love with it in the first place despite  my better judgment, and I think this video captures that perfectly.  All those sweet moments of new love between Edward and Bella… le sigh… it’s squee worthy,  and I’m not talking omg shirtless guys squee worthy… just watch it!

Jul
11
SO, I Hear It’s a Certain Shoewhore’s Birthday??
Filed Under: Awesome!, This was Necessary

What do you get for a shorewhore who has everything??  It’s a tough decision, but I figured there was one thing she really wanted…

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Duh! What whore doesn’t want a cupcake!!! :D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASHLEY!!!!!!!

*sigh* kids they grow up so fast these days

I miss you bb!! Love – Your Six Pack :)

Jul
11
New Rob Photoshoot OMF-ingG
Filed Under: Just Photos, This was Necessary

I don’t know what magazine these are for, I don’t know the photographer but what I do know is that Rob is looking less and less like bouffant Edward… it’s a good thing friends…like a fine wine the body only gets better with age ;)

And now I’m going to sit back with a nice white blend and enjoy the view… is it too early to start drinking today??

p.s. click for larger they are HQ

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Thanks to ROBsessed for this little sunday pick me up ;)

Jul
09
It’s Friday… We need Rob pics!!
Filed Under: Eclipse, Just Photos, This was Necessary

It’s about that time…well it’s always about that time at this blog… time for Rob pics!

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yeah… i know it’s a frowny pap pic…but the jaw! *sigh* the jaw… and I think the summer sun in California is serving our pastey limey well :) (p.s. this one is HQ so it looks a little compressed click to view larger)

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More eclipse press conference pics!

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and some more harpers bazaar outtakes…

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yeah I know… the tag.

You can view more pics on ROBsessed post 1, post 2, post 3

Jul
05
Xavier Samuel Smexy and Soaked in Interview Magazine
Filed Under: Interviews, Just Photos, News, This was Necessary

I don’t know how old/new this is…and I don’t know how in the world a photo shoot of a twi-actor bearing a bit of skin and doused in water missed my attention but this one almost did. …. Almost!

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You know I was going to make a joke about how he needs to work a little harder in order to join the cast of the thunder from down under…but I just can’t do it.  He’s too pretty to laugh at right now :) Maybe some other time.

Read the Interview and see the pics on Interview.com

Higher res pics from XavierSamuel.net

Jul
01
Ladies…Prepare Yourselves: Robert Pattinson in a Tux on the Set of Water for Elephants
Filed Under: Just Photos, News, This was Necessary, Water for Elephants

*Sits back, puffing cigar and takes a sip of whiskey*….Now THAT’S a view! See, I said the man can wear the HELL out of a good suit… just not a maroon one ;)   I know which scenes they’re filming right now too… and they’re going to be swoon worthy! Just picture it, dingy speakeasy… slow jazz music… Rob, in that tux… leading you on the dance floor, moving in closer… slowly…hand circling your hip… yup, you need a smoke and a drink now too. Don’t ya?

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mmmm and the hair…. don’t get me started on the hair….

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It’s just begging to be messed up.

Source: View more pics on TwiDazzledGal‘s Blog!

Jun
24
Breaking News: The Twi-Hater Agrees to go to Eclipse Midnight Show With Me *GASP*
Filed Under: Awesome!, Is this Really News?, Team Six Pack, This was Necessary

You heard that right, the Twi-hater, my sister and eternal hater of all things twilight, will be joining me, Plain Jane, JE, and Twi-cuz  for the Eclipse Midnight show!!!!

It will now be a full family affair! I’m so excited.

And I have documented evidence that she agreed to go:

TSP: so… eclipse :)????
Twi-Hater:
huh (<– typical response when I mention twilight)
TSP:
yeah
you know you wanna come hang out with me :)

Hater: i don’t know if I can
TSP:
see if you can? it’ll be fun
Hater: when is it?
TSP: it opens june 30th, so the midnight show is midnight the 29th (or 12:00 june 30th) if that makes sense
Hater: i’m off that night (<— ah ha! she’s trapped a week night off work with nothing to do!)
TSP: woo hoo! so tuesday the 29th that night you can come geek out with me :)
Hater: yeah I guess (<— Right there she said it!!!!!!!!!!)
TSP: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssss
aren’t you so excited?
I have a shirt you can wear lol ;)
Hater: no. (<– no love for my home made twilight shirts!)
thanks
TSP: i know, i won’t push it (<- walking on thin ice with her can’t push the shirt issue ;) )
TSP:
i must have caught you at a weak moment
Hater: i need to get some sun (<– comment shows lack of interest and/or that she doesn’t blog all day…)
TSP: you just agreed to come see a twilight movie with me and twi-cuz
Hater: ok bye (<– probably shaking her head saying what the fuck have i done!)
TSP: you’re not going to back out are you
because JE’s getting the tickets
Hater: no i’ll go (<— she said it again!! That’s two confirmations)

But her willingness makes me suspicious… did I catch her at an extremely weird moment where she was on some sort of drugs and in a haze agreed to see a twilight movie with me??
Or is she planning sabotage my enjoyment of the movie by making comments (like she did when we watched new moon on DVD) about how the wolf pack has gay sex with each other in the forest!

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Would you go off in the woods with a pack of shirtless men in jorts?

I don’t know why she hates twilight so much???  I’m kind of baffled.

It’s not like I bothered/publicly embarrassed the shit out of her on our European vacation

I entertained her in Europe with Pocket Edward…

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And she eventually grew to love him and even saved him in the Forum!

But I just don’t understand why she won’t read the damn books!!
I’ve hinted to her…subtly…

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Repeatedly…

I mean the books are harmless brain candy…what does she think… she’s going to get sucked into some crazy vampire obsessed cult where it’s acceptable to promote stalking to wear merch like this in public:

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hahahaha… that’s crazy! ;)

So yes, Twi-hater who I think secretly loves all things twilight, (and she thinks she’s so smooth but I have seen the way she hovers around when I put on the new moon dvd… only to come in the room to watch the movie *SHE* claims it was only to make fun of it, but I’m no dummy… She’s Team Edward), get ready you get to watch an entire two hours of KStew with her mouth hanging open!!

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p.s. If you want to catch up on the Twi-Hater Saga you can read these posts: