May
26
While I’m Waiting for Midnight Sun: Bel Ami (let’s discuss!)
Filed Under: Bel Ami, Book Reviews, Waiting For Midnight Sun

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Recommended by: Yeah, I’ll admit I picked this up because Robert Pattinson’s in the movie.

Recommended For: Anyone who enjoys French literature, or Madam Bovary. (Or curious twi-fans like me who want to see what the story is about ;) )

Bel Ami – Guy de Maupassant

(This review contains plot spoilers!)

Lost in Translation is the phrase that comes to mind when I read this book.  Now, I will note that I did purchase this as a free book for the kindle since it was published before 1923.  However, I’m beginning to wonder if this version was a “get what you pay for” kind of deal, or are there other better translations available?  In the free kindle version the story seemed choppy, as if little but essential details are missing.  The dialog reads the same way as well and I think that is purely from the translation.  I’m used to reading books written in the 1800′s I know that phrasing was a little more eloquent, so I wasn’t expecting Duroy’s thoughts (or lack there of) and speech to be so basic.  Unfortunately there are no reviews for the free kindle version so I couldn’t find out if other readers felt the same way.   I started reading the reviews for the $9.99 version on amazon from Penguin Classics instead.  Most reviews are positive, the one negative review was written in French and funnily enough was someone complaining about reading French books translated into English.  Now I wonder if this novel and the complexities of its main character are simply lost in translation, or is George Duroy simply a one-tracked, methodical seducer with no redeeming qualities?

Despite what I felt of the actual text and what was lacking in character development and dialog I did enjoy this book.  In the beginning I did feel a twinge of sympathy for Duroy.  He is described as an extremely good looking man (an ex-soldier) who is underemployed and down on his luck financially, but it became pretty clear as the story developed that any morals you thought the character might have had were thrown out the window.  Early on Duroy runs into an old military friend, Charles Forestier, and his luck changes.  Charles helps him find a position as a journalist at the newspaper ‘La Vie Francaise’.  Duroy then befriends his wife Madeleine Forestier, who helps him write his first article and introduces him to the wives of men higher up in the pecking order at ‘La Vie Francaise’, as well as important political figures.  Mme. Forestier advises Duroy on who to lavish attention upon.  Duroy is clearly manipulative in his affairs and connections and works his way up to become an important political journalist and even to editor. He does this with out regard to whose toes he has to step on or back he has to stab.  For example at one point M. Forestier angers Duroy so he attempts to seek revenge by sleeping with his wife, but she rebuffs him and wants to only be friends.  Later when M. Forestier dies he immediately proposes marriage to Madeleine and she eventually agrees, but that is only the start of his manipulation of her connections and wealth.  He eventually extorts half of her inheritance from her, as law at the time claimed the husband had the right to refuse her taking any of the inheritance at all.  Then when he finds an opportunity to move on and marry an even wealthier woman he arranges a magistrate to come with him and catch Madeleine in an adulterous relationship, also a punishable crime at the time.  Keep in mind Duroy was never once faithful to his wife during their marriage, but when it was convenient for him to expose her, the one person helped him on his social climb from the start, he had no scruples against doing so.  I won’t say anymore but that is just a glimpse of his character.

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(Uma Thurman as Mme. Forestier and Robert Pattinson as Georges Duroy)


Now, twifans, if you plan on reading this book because you heard that Bel Ami was about Robert Pattinson’s character having lots of sex keep this in mind: Bel Ami is NOT Lady Chatterley’s Lover. It was another 43 years before that book was published, then immediately censored.  But I’m sure in 2011 we will have no problems watching on the big screen what Guy de Maupassant left out of his book (or what might have been left out of my translation…maybe I should learn French ;) ).  Also, keep in mind there’s nothing tender, loving or romantic about any of Duroy’s seductions so don’t expect a romantic comedy movie night either.

Please feel free to discuss and share your thought’s I really want to know what you thought of this book, or if you could recommend a better translation because I’d be willing to read it again.

p.s. Bel Ami means good friend, it’s the nickname given to Duroy by his first lover in the book, pretty soon all his lady friends are calling him that, and in the very end his name is replaced with Bel Ami several times.

May
21
New Eclipse Character Posters!
Filed Under: Eclipse, Just Photos, News

Well… newish… I’m just getting around to blogging these but I have an excuse ;)

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And now we come to my excuse…

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Ok Summit/Wardrobe/Hair People… what the FUCK did you do to Daniel Cudmore… he’s normally a good looking guy, but was the helmet hair necessary for him as well? I mean the Alec kid i’m excusing he had that look in New Moon (not saying I liked it then either) I get it, it’s “popular” with the kids these days, when I was in highschool we called this a lacrosse mullet because all the douche bag lacrosse jocks wore their hair like that, now-a-days we’ll just call this the “Beiber” (yes, I am actually making a reference to that kid who shall not be named on twitter…but seriously who didn’t see that kids wierd mug on people magazine? It was plastered all over every grocery store checkout) ANYWAY..so this look is popular for some ungodly reason, but people please get over it quick because you all look like this….

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And it’s not cute unless you are yellow and plastic.

(And that’s why i’m late blogging this… I wanted to photoshop lego heads into the poster, but it took me long enough just to find a decent lego man pic lol.)

Source: TwidazzledGal‘s blog

Cullen and Wolfpack poster from Twi-Crack Addict!

May
20
Even More Pics of Rob on the set of Water for Elephants
Filed Under: Just Photos, Other Movies, Water for Elephants

The hair! The dirt! The smile….

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Doesn’t it just make your heart melt in this pic!

His characters name is Jacob… is it safe to say I’m now team Jacob??

And the hair… lets look at the hair some more…

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God damn it looks good! Looks soft and tuggable lol…would it be blasphemy to say I like it better than Edwards?

Source: WaterforElephantsFilm.com

May
20
Robert Pattinson’s a Dirty Boy on the Water for Elephants Set
Filed Under: Just Photos, Other Movies, Water for Elephants

Here’s some pics of Rob with that new smexy short hair cut filming on the set of Water for Elephants…fuckin hawt!

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Mmmm! That’s how I picture the character to look…now I need to hurry up and get through Bel Ami so I can start reading Water for Elephants!

Source: PopSugar via ROBsessed

May
20
Rob on Ellen: How Would You Win the Pattin’ Pattinson Game??
Filed Under: Awesome!, Eclipse, Interviews, News, videos

LOL I love Ellen she cracks me up! And Rob on Ellen always seems extra open/ goofy…

Here’s the official videos from Ellen:

OK Ladies, Now this leaves us with the burning question… what would you do to guarantee a win in the Pattin’ Pattinson Game?

Of course this is in the off chance that hell froze over and we got to play the game… I should also add as a side note that you can’t *ahem* touch anything *cough* that could potentially get you arrested either LMAO you know you were all thinking it… especially if you’ve read Hockeyward… So with that being said how in the world could you win the Pattin’ Pattinson Game???

Thanks to TwiDazzledGal‘s blog for the videos!

May
20
Slightly Longer Clip of Angry Edward!! Squeee!
Filed Under: Awesome!, Eclipse, News, videos

If you haven’t read LatchkeyWife’s manifesto on Angry Edward perhaps you should head over to twitarded and do so…and if you feel like come back here and watch the slightly extended clip ;) … Let’s just say that I’m in complete agreement and that Angry Edward is added to the list of things that make me go Squeee! I mean what is it about pissed off looking over-protective Robward that makes me go all mushytinglybroody inside… I mean shit ladies… Edward fuckin’ up some trees…

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Normally I wouldn’t stand for anyone killing trees…but Edward can come to my yard and fuck up trees all day long if he wants and I’ll sit on a lounge chair and enjoy the view (if nothing else I won’t have to rake leaves anymore…)

Oh so um yea I guess you want to see the Angry Edward Clip now… Go team Edward kick Jacob’s ass!!!!!

Thanks to ROBsessed for this and the screencaps

May
20
Muse’s ‘Neutron Star Collision (Love Is Forever)’ Video
Filed Under: Eclipse, News, videos

Here’s the video for Muse’s track on the Eclipse Soundtrack…There’s a little bit of Edward and Bella makin’ out towards the end :) …Now I love me some muse but when they get all theatrical like this I just cringe…oh well enjoy anyway:

Hope this works for you hoors readers who are out side of the US! The youtube versions were taken down!  If not you can view screencaps on ROBsessed!

Ok, really, I was just holding back when I used the word “Cringe” to describe the song… Here’s what shoewhore and I really think of the video/song… she’s so pissed she even takes it out on David Slade lol, personally I blame the chop shop and summit peeps for trying to rush out a song for the movie…muse on their own terms = awesome, muse throwing together a likely discarded B-side track for a movie that comes out in a little over a month = crap:

Shoewhore: this is god awful
omfg

BARF
me: what?
Shoewhore: this muse shit
fuck this shit
me: I KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
it’s terrible!!!!!!!!!!
Shoewhore: what the mother truck
mortifying
I mean… REALLY>?!
We wanna see them leghitch…
not fucking ..
DAMN…
Might as well have had Celine Dion as back up on this shit
shit
FAWK
I’m fucking furious.
Piss.
Shit balls.
This is going to fuck up my favorite movie.
Fuck you David Slade.
FUCK YOU.
me: it’s terrible
Shoewhore: tragedy.
me: why are you pissed at david slade
he didn’t write the fucking song
Shoewhore: SOBS THROWING SHIT!!
me: look this sound track is just going to be like new moon’s…B-sides
Shoewhore: because he seems like the person to blame
me: with the exception of thom yorke’s genius
Shoewhore: god..
fuck…bring back Thom Yorke…
He makes my panties wet…
are you there?
ps….
me: yes
here this will make you feel better
Shoewhore: I think I want you to add my our commentary to the post…
yes?
you agree?
Shoewhore: oooh
elfkin ears
nom
I wanna bite’em
How quickly we are distracted ;) :D
May
19
MTV Movie Awards Nominations Part 1: Where’s my Popcorn?!
Filed Under: Awesome!, New Moon, News

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So it’s that time again.. And I pray to Baby Jeebus KStew drops that damn bucket of golden popcorn again showing us all how normal she can be.  That had to be one of the best moments last year!

MTV Movie Awards Show

So what categories did New Moon get nominated for this year?

Best Female Performance – Kristen Stewart,

Really… She’s up against Amanda Seyfried for “Dear John”, Emma Watson for “Harry Potter And the Half-Blood Prince”, Sandra Bullock for “The Blind Side”, and Zoe Saldana for “Avatar”.

Looking at that list, the only person I would worry about is Sandra  Bullock.  Have you seeeeeen “The Blind Side”???? It’s OMG… Amazing.  Her character is phenomenal and she plays it so well.  Now of course, I truly believe that Twi fans come out in droves and vote hardcore for these things so it’s anyone’s guess on who will actually win.  My vote is Sandra Bullock. *ducks*

Go HERE to see the clips for all the nominees.

Best Male Performance – Robert Pattinson  & Taylor Lautner

These  hotties are up against, fellow hottie, Channing Tatum for “Dear John”, Daniel Radcliffe for “Harry Potter And the Half-Blood Prince”, Zac Effron for “17 Again”.

Come on. I’m not sure I can go here….. I can taste the vomit in my mouth as I make this prediction.  But damn. I truly think the wolf lovers will kill this one.. I think Taycob will nail this one.  And honestly, he should. Rob wasn’t hardly in New Moon.

Click HERE for clips of all the nominees.

Global Super Star – Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, & Taylor Lautner

They are put up against Daniel Radcliffe for his overall greatness in the “Harry Potter” franchise and Johnny Depp in his career from “Edward Scissor Hands” to “Willy Wonka”.

Really?!?! People… This is easy.  Once again, I’m gonna dodge many rocks from Twi fans and say if you don’t vote for Johnny Depp you’re a moron.  Yep.  I said it. Suck it if you don’t like it.

Best Movie – The Twilight Saga: New Moon

YAY!! New Moon is up against the following:

Alice in Wonderland

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Harry Potter And the Half-Blood Prince

The Hangover

Okay… So I’ve seen everything but Alice in Wonderland. I know I suck.  I wanted to see it. I’m just an idiot that never did.  But I loved all of these.  Will I rewatch any of these? Yes… Not naming them… *wink* But go vote.

Click HERE for clips of all the nominees.

Voting is OPEN…. Start voting now!  The MTV Movie Awards will air June 6th, 9/8 C pm. Look out for Part 2 of the Nominations!

May
19
Grab the Credit Card! Weeee!
Filed Under: Eclipse, Things I will end up buying

I love shopping. Who doesn’t?! And since places like Nordstrom and Hot Topic are enablers of Twihard merchandise to Team Sixpack and myself, we definitely were gabbing earlier about what we wanted and didn’t want.

Nordies is my first stop….  Come on. They offer full size cut outs of Edward and Jacob! Of course, I’m so Team Robward I could give a crap-o-la about having a life size Taycob. Hehehe.. I’m soooo ordering Sixpack a Taycob one for a belated birthday gift… shhhh! Don’t tell! [TSP Note: for that I'm sending you a shirtless Jacob action figure instead of Edward!]

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Look at that fuckhawtness… I mean.. I seriously want one or four.  Why four? That’s easy.  One to place over my bed for visual pleasure, one for my office so Robward can keep my company,one for my living room so he can watch TV with me, and  one for my car so when I go travel I can easily hop in the HOV lanes. Don’t judge. You know you’ve thought about this too. No? mmmmmmk. Moving right along then.

Nordies also has fun tees, makeup, and jewelry to accessorize with for your Eclipse geekdom.  Check it out.. ECLIPSE SAGA GEAR AT NORDSTROM

They do offer some ‘Bella inspired’ pieces…

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I keep staring at shit like this and wonder how this lumberjack looking nightie is gonna turn any idiot on.. Plaid + Boobies = ugly nightie with dagger-like nipplies.  Yuck.

[TSP Note: In grown-up-land that's considered a nightie...but this is the juniors section and they actually call that a "dress"...They've gone plaid!!!!]

And for Hot Topic…You get the darker, more emopantz variety of merchandise.  Honestly, I appreciate this for what it is.  And I think it’s a nice break from the I <3 Edward or I <3 Jacob shiz…. personally.  But whatever.

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So, whether you want to *drool* like me and possibly lick your cardboard Edward or Jacob in the privacy of your own home.. you know you do!.. or sport a fun tee, a lumberjack nightie, or an emopantz lookin’ hoodie there is plenty of Eclipse merchandise to be had between Nordstrom and Hot Topic.

Get out those credit cards, warm’em up and go!

P.s. TSP note: Dear Nordstroms, if you let this come back in fashion….

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I will make it my mission to burn every single one of them…Just because Stephenie Meyer wrote about Edward wearing a sleeveless top in twilight doesn’t make it right….ever.  See this twitarded post for further information.

May
17
Coming Soon to My twi-Magazine Collection… The Sexy Stars of Eclipse
Filed Under: Eclipse, Just Photos, News, Things I will end up buying

Squeeeee!!!! Can’t wait to add this one to my stack ;)

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Mmm good morning! (do you think they added a little gloss to that pout.. I think so ;)

Source: ROBsessed

p.s. I meant to publish this this morning but I must have forgotten to hit publish, and went all day thinking ‘well at least I blogged one thing today”… turns out I didn’t! DOH!

May
13
Live Version of Fanfarlo’s “Atlas”
Filed Under: Awesome!, Eclipse, News

which as we know will be appearing on the Eclipse sound track!

Source: CD101FM via Twilight Lexicon

May
13
Metric Blogs About Composing Song for Eclipse
Filed Under: Eclipse, News

Metric were actually contacted by Howard Shore to write a song based off of his themes for the score…This collaboration sounds really interesting and I can’t wait to hear it!

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Yes … It’s official. Our song “All Yours”, co-written with the legendary film composer Howard Shore and performed by Metric, is going to be featured in the movie Eclipse, the next installment in the worldwide phenomenon known as the Twilight saga.

I’ve always wanted to write music for film, but I never expected to start with something on this scale, so you can imagine how surprised I was when out of nowhere I got a phone call from Howard Shore, who I’d never met or even spoken with before. Most people know him as the man who wrote the acclaimed score for The Lord of the Rings trilogy, but I grew up on Shore’s earlier works– his score for David Cronenberg’s Naked Lunch in collaboration with jazz great Ornette Coleman still stands as one of the most ambitious & unusual scores out there.

To my amazement, Howard was calling to ask me to work with him on his latest project: scoring the next Twilight movie, Eclipse. He wanted Jimmy & I to write the theme song for the pivotal last scene in the movie, integrating the music from his existing score into a composition that would express the emotional ending of the film. Seriously?!?! The lyrics would have to be in the voice of the main character Bella, and we had to stay within the confines of harmonic and melodic themes Howard had in mind for the last scene.

We’ve had songs from our albums licensed for use in movies & tv shows before, but composing for a score was completely different. Every day as the song progressed–from sitting at the piano with Jimmy in NYC recording acoustic versions and reading the script (see photo below), to working at Howard’s studio upstate, to tracking vocals at our own studio Giant in Toronto, to mixing at Electric Lady with Howard on the line from Abbey Road in London– every step of the way we did our best to fulfill Howard’s vision of the film’s last moments.

Still, everybody knows the movie business is insanely competitive, and for things like this, it’s never a sure thing until the movie is done and the picture is locked…

But as of today, it’s happening. Our song, “All Yours”, is in the movie and will be the lead off track from the soundtrack, to be released on June 8th.

I don’t have to tell you what an honor it was to be hand picked by Howard to do this work. We are massively grateful for the opportunity & hope you all enjoy Metric’s first ever film composition.

Now, back to reality…

xo emily

Source: Metric’s myspace via Twilight Lexicon

May
13
Robert is Bothered by the iPad!
Filed Under: Awesome!, News, This was Necessary, videos

LOL Love the cougar roar and hissing sounds :)

Thanks for the laughs Jimmy Fallon!!

May
13
Rob, Kristen and Taylor to Attend Fan Convention in LA!
Filed Under: Eclipse, News, Things I wish I was going to

This is a first! None of the main actors have attended one of the twi-con’s before!

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This is “the one”, the weekend that will make fan history as we proudly present the incredible cast of the most eagerly awaited film of the year, The Twilight Saga: ECLIPSE, coming to theaters June 30, 2010.

You are invited to attend a most delightful weekend with fellow Twilight Saga fans from around the globe on June 11-13, 2010 at the gorgeous Hyatt Regency Century Plaza Hotel, conveniently located near Los Angeles’ most popular attractions. Every ticketed attendee is guaranteed a seat in our main theatre where the stars appear and you’ll see it all, including celebrity panels, exclusive footage, contests, auctions, presentations from the major Twilight fan sites, and some super-surprises we can’t reveal at this time! Our vendors area, open to all attendees, will feature the world’s widest array of Twilight collectibles, including items produced solely for this incredible weekend!

Source: TwilightConvention.com via Twilight Lexicon

May
13
Rob, Kristen, Taylor and Dakota on the Oprah Show
Filed Under: Eclipse, Interviews, News, videos

Full Episode videos will be posted here:

Part One:

Part 2:

Part 3:

Part 4:

Part 5:

Source: ROBsessed and Thinking of Rob!