Jul
29
Shhh… Be Very Very Quiet… I’m Reading Fan Fiction ;)
Filed Under: Fan Fiction, This was Necessary

So yea, I guess you’re probably wondering why my slack ass hasn’t blogged in a week (update: just realize it’s actually only been 4 days since I’ve blogged clearly I fail at math…and twilight wins at taking over my life ;) ), well aside from the usual, after catching up with true blood, I got sucked back into my bottomless pit of fan fiction updates…and might have thrown a few new ones into the mix as well lol :D   Fan Fic is Crack.  On that note here’s some fics that I’ve really been enjoying this summer:

For the Summer by Camoozle

Bella lives at her family’s marina in the Arizona desert on the Colorado river.  One summer Edward visits with his family on vacation when they’re both just children and they’re practically inseparable from that point on.  I love this story because it reminds me of summer vacation as a child.  The writer captures the essence of summer; sunburn, fast melting ice cream, the smell of sunscreen, the possibilities of meeting new friends, friendships that are fast and fizzle out just as quickly as vacation ends.  Except in this case Bella lives permanently in Edward’s vacation-land.  She lives for the summers to see him, he lives for summers to return to the marina and see her.  Year after year Edward comes back, and they swear to always be friends. But as they grow older, spending just a few months together out of the year is starting to tear them apart because a few months together is never enough!  Super romantic, almost heartbreaking, the lemons are sweet and almost real…if you’re looking for ridiculous smut move on, but if you’re looking for a story that’s going to make you say “awww” or want to smack the characters and make them open their eyes then this is for you :)

Under the Apple Tree by Danieller123

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I confess, I wasn’t going to read this one at first because a few reviews said it was angsty and heart breaking and Bella was so fucked up and Edward was so fuck up and blah blah blah… I was sick of those fics.  I needed a break from those fics…but out of curiousity I read it anyway and yes, now I’m completely sucked into the story!  It’s true, Bella is fucked up.  She’s got a whole mess of problems, but there’s something about the way this one is written that I felt for her.  Edwards messed up too, in his own way, but really he’s just heartbroken and sad.  What really sucked me in was when we get to see who Edward is.  He’s like a knight in shining armor, so protective and caring.  He never gives up on Bella.  It’s really sweet, but then you might think why in the hell would his character just keep putting himself out there like that just to be burned by a Bella that doesn’t care?  Again it’s in the writing! The beginning of the story is in Bella’s point of view.  It’s written like she’s just going through the motions of her sad messed up life.  She just stumbles through her days, but then Edward comes into her life.   The chapters get long, the descriptions become more clear, the characters more developed, essentially Edward’s entrance into her life is like having the wool removed from the readers eyes.  We see her and she’s sad, she’s broken, she’s indecisive, and she doesn’t know what the hell to do with her life….but then suddenly she’s trying, and she cares.  She makes Edward laugh and brings light into his life as well.  She’s just what Edward needs, he’s just what she needs it just takes her longer to realize it.  The lemons aren’t in abundance at first, and I like that the writer leaves the majority of the descriptions left to our imaginations.  It’s sexy with out being vulgar.  Yup, I’m addicted.

OSA Bella by Myg

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Vampires and wolves and bears Oh My!  If you’re a Twitarded junkie like I am you’ve probably been following this story.  It’s so good… SO SO good.  Myg is an amazing writer!  I love the fan fic writers that successfully write with in the fantasy world, it’s not an easy task…sometimes sticking to human characters is easier, write what you know is one of my motto’s!  But the writers that go out on a limb and write a successful vamp/human fic, and not only that but make it original and make it their own instead of a rehash of twilight or god forbid breaking dawn part duex…I salute you….no more than that, I bow down. I know I can’t do it, it’s a tricky task that’s why these kind of stories, when done right, have been my favorite stories.

So anyway, something crazy’s going down in Forks.  Bella is an adult and she’s a guidance counselor at Forks high school.  The Cullen’s show up and Edward is (like in twilight) a 17 year-old student at the school. Big big problem for Bella.  Myg’s Bella hasn’t had it easy, she’s lost her husband to the war in Iraq, packs up her life moves to Forks only to find her problems just came with her anyway.  She’s casually sleeping with her friend Jake who won’t let anything else develop between them, she starts dating a guy who turns out to be an asshole, one of her favorite students goes off the deep-end and to top it all off she’s falling for the unobtainable…who turns out to be a vampire, and then Jake gets pissed and reveals that he’s a wolf, oh and there’s a whole bunch of bears attacking people in the area surrounding Fork…and remember she’s a psychologist…so she thinks she’s ready to be checked in to the loony bin.  I’m dying to see where Myg takes this story…oh and I still don’t know what the hell the OSA stands for lol.

Anyway, hope you like some of these recs, three very different but very good stories :D

p.s. and to make up for the lack or new Rob pictures on the blog I give you this:

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Courtesy of Robmusement :)

Jul
25
Rob….You can do it!
Filed Under: Is this Really News?, Just Photos, This is JUST Wrong

This message brought to you by Ice Cube.

Yeah, yeah
Get your ass and hurra
Uh, ice cube baby
Ninety-nine baby
I’m on the grind baby
All the time baby
Show me something

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Errrr… WHAT!?

You can do it put your back into it

I can do it put your ass into it

You can do it put your back into it

I can do it put your ass into it

Put your back into it

Put your ass into it

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Erm, you  mean like this Mr. Cube?

Dont stop get it, get it
(thats real)
Dont stop hit it
(I will)
Im gon do it, gon do it
Gon do it, do it, do it

You can do it put your back into it

I can do it put your ass into it

You can do it put your back into it

I can do it put your ass into it

Put your back into it

Put your ass into it

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OH… now I get it, put my Ass in to It

LOL Sorry… this practically wrote itself! I saw that last pic and I was laughing imagining someone having to teach a Brit how to back that thang up. Once again though I need to hire someone who knows how to do gif’s for me.

Thanks to ROBsessed for more pics of Rob at the Eclipse premiere…and Ice Cube for that song being stuck in my head now.

Jul
25
True Blood Season 3 Owns My Ass!
Filed Under: Awesome!, Discussion Time, Just Photos, News, Team True Blood

*POSSIBLE SPOILER POST!!*

You might want to not click to continue reading this post if you haven’t caught up yet…I’m about to fangirl on the mind-fuckage that is season 3 of trueblood!

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Continue…

Jul
25
New Rob Outtakes from Another Man Shoot
Filed Under: Just Photos, This was Necessary

I know I haven’t blogged in a few days… forgive me!

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(trust if Rob was looking for me I’d let myself be found lol ;) )

I have an excuse which I will blog about in my next post. But I hope these pics make up for it :) Here’s my personal favorite:

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Why do men have perfect eye lashes and I need like ten sticks of mascara to even get close!  Not fair! Anyway…love the eyes, love the jaw and love the hair In this pic! The only thing that could be better though….

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Is that loverly smile!

View more pic and Untagged outtakes on ROBsessed!

Jul
20
Cute Fan Made Video of Edward and Bella
Filed Under: Squeee!, This was Necessary, Twilight, videos

Ok, ROBsessed posted this video yesterday for very different reasons then why I’m posting it… I watched it and I couldn’t help posting it here as well.  It’s rare that I get sentimental and sappy about Twilight on this blog (because as you can see from our content, the frequent posts of me with hearts in my eyes clutching a copy of breaking dawn to my chest sighing about how perfect it all was…what posts you say? exactly…) BUT there was SOMETHING about this series that made me fall in love with it in the first place despite  my better judgment, and I think this video captures that perfectly.  All those sweet moments of new love between Edward and Bella… le sigh… it’s squee worthy,  and I’m not talking omg shirtless guys squee worthy… just watch it!

Jul
20
Rob and TomStu Out on a Man-Date
Filed Under: Awesome!, Is this Really News?, Just Photos

I really wanted to make an animated .gif of that car bouncing on hydraulics set to Wild Thing by Tone Loc, but i’m not crafty enough for that instead we just have to imagine how awesome it would be. :)

Check out Rob and TomStu pimpin in a Chevy Nova…

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If you’re wondering what they did on their man-date…

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Stop 1 was the Birkenstock store because they wanted to try on the highly fashionable German sandles over striped socks… watch out HoboRob lovers pretty soon we’re going to see JesusSandleRob and if there were reports circulating that he didn’t smell too fresh in the past…just wait for the patchouli smell to kick in.

Stop 2 was the deadbolt stand because Rob’s set trailer can never be too secure from the twi-fans ;)

Source: Pics from Twifans.com

Jul
20
Taylor and All Six (plus) of His Abs on the Set of Abduction
Filed Under: Is this Really News?, Just Photos, Shirtless Guys

Shocker I know.  Twi-cuz I post these only for you… I swear I don’t post shirtless pics of Taylor for any other reason at all…nope no other reason….. what? Stop judging me… I’m in my twenties still…that’s too young to be considered a cougar right?? Right?

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reapeats in head: still jailbait to me, still jailbait, still jailbait

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Source: Popsugar and TwiDazzledGal

Jul
20
More Pics of Rob in a Tux on the Set of Water for Elephants
Filed Under: Just Photos, Water for Elephants

Yea yea I know… a day late a dollar short… well several days late in this case.  I never claimed to be punctual :)   Plus there’s this little show out there called True Blood… you may have heard of it…it’s owning my ass right now I’m trying to catch up to the most recently aired episode!

Anyway, our clean shaven, clean cut smexy Rob has been strutting around on the set of Water for Elephants in a tux recently… Have you read this book?  You need to read the book, it’s fabulous.  It will suck you right in so make sure you have some time set aside to actually enjoy it and allow yourself to get swept away.  Rob is perfect for the role.

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I can’t wait to see Christoph as August as well.. he’s going to make the hairs on the back of my neck stand up… not in a good way either.

Source: View more pics on ROBsessed post 1, post 2, post 3, post 4

Jul
16
And The Winner of the Twilight T-Shirt Is……..
Filed Under: Awesome!, Contests

The process of selecting a winner here at iloveboyswhosparkle.com is very high tech. Essentially this devise called a pencil is used to write down all your names and then Pocket Edward has the task of diving into the 52oz ceremonial big gulp cup to select a winner!

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And the winner is……..

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**Throws confetti in the air!!**


**Plays the price is right music!!**

Come on down Jen let’s see what you won:

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Jen has selected this wonderful retro styled Isle Esme organic cotton fitted t-shirt from cafe press^

^T-shirt does not include sparkling vampire, feathers or broken head boards.

I just want to thank everyone who entered, this has been our most successful contest to date in terms of entries received and I promise it won’t be our last.  We’re working on a few things here and pretty soon we’ll have another contest because I’ve got prizes lined up to give away such as action figures, tote bags,  Twilight key chains from Nordstroms and copies of Volume 1 of the graphic novel so please check back often!

Also, if you had your heart set on winning a shirt check out my other blog soon: http://twilighter4fitness.blogspot.com I’m going to be running another t-shirt give away there with in the next week.

Jul
11
SO, I Hear It’s a Certain Shoewhore’s Birthday??
Filed Under: Awesome!, This was Necessary

What do you get for a shorewhore who has everything??  It’s a tough decision, but I figured there was one thing she really wanted…

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Duh! What whore doesn’t want a cupcake!!! :D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASHLEY!!!!!!!

*sigh* kids they grow up so fast these days

I miss you bb!! Love – Your Six Pack :)

Jul
11
New Rob Photoshoot OMF-ingG
Filed Under: Just Photos, This was Necessary

I don’t know what magazine these are for, I don’t know the photographer but what I do know is that Rob is looking less and less like bouffant Edward… it’s a good thing friends…like a fine wine the body only gets better with age ;)

And now I’m going to sit back with a nice white blend and enjoy the view… is it too early to start drinking today??

p.s. click for larger they are HQ

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Thanks to ROBsessed for this little sunday pick me up ;)

Jul
09
It’s Friday… We need Rob pics!!
Filed Under: Eclipse, Just Photos, This was Necessary

It’s about that time…well it’s always about that time at this blog… time for Rob pics!

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yeah… i know it’s a frowny pap pic…but the jaw! *sigh* the jaw… and I think the summer sun in California is serving our pastey limey well :) (p.s. this one is HQ so it looks a little compressed click to view larger)

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More eclipse press conference pics!

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and some more harpers bazaar outtakes…

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yeah I know… the tag.

You can view more pics on ROBsessed post 1, post 2, post 3

Jul
09
Twi-News Updates: Eclipse made like a bazillion dollars and Rob Wanted to Fight in Ninja Pants
Filed Under: Breaking Dawn, Eclipse, News

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  • The cash cow keeps on giving… Eclipse makes $176.4 Million in six days | gossipcop.com

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  • Speaking of milking the cash cow… Rob, Kristen & Taylor are set to allegedly make in the neighborhood of $25 million dollars for the Breaking Dawn films…yup you could convince me to act in that film for that much too… I’d be laughing all the way to the bank! | examiner.com

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  • ^— Check out Edward’s ninja pants! Read about the wardrobe  in Eclipse from the costume designer | EW Popwatch

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  • Will Eclipse shine at the Razzies?? Personally I think not…there were a lot of movies out there that were worse… Three words: The Bounty Hunter 8% on rotten tomatos…and four more words…Sex and the City 2 – 16%… Eclipse…. 51% Like it…sorry but lets give them a little credit even IF they wore Jorts | LA Times
Jul
08
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse…. Now with Cats!!
Filed Under: Awesome!, Eclipse, Is this Really News?, News

From the same peeps that brought us New Moon with Cats… here is Eclipse with Cats!  Let’s meet the cast of characters!

Bella:

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Edward:

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Charlie:

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Jacob:

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Jasper:

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Victoria:

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Riley:

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and the Volturi!!

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LOL!  View the whole story on PopSude.com!

Jul
08
New Pics of Rob on the Set of WFE…Look it’s Queenie!
Filed Under: Just Photos, Water for Elephants

Seriously so cute! …oh, the dog too… (fyi, if you haven’t read the book, Queenie is Kinko’s dog).

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Rob to the rescue!

View more pics on ROBsessed!