*POSSIBLE SPOILER POST!!*

You might want to not click to continue reading this post if you haven’t caught up yet…I’m about to fangirl on the mind-fuckage that is season 3 of trueblood!

First of all… Eric…

Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric…Eric, Eric!

Oh you fine fine man you… didn’t you just LOVE his introduction into sexon I mean season 3 (no joke I typed sexon at first instead of season…saw the typo almost went back to delete it but decided to keep it… Freudian slip )

Apparently (according to JE because I haven’t read the books) Eric and Sookie get their… sex-on lol in book 4…since sometimes the show deviates from the books JE is desperate to know if we’re going to get some Eric and Sookie action or if we have to wait til next season…but if the show is any indication I think something might happen… soon…

How much longer do you think HBO is going to cockblock us?  Because honestly I’ve already written Bill off for being such an asshole!  Time for Eric to move in… or Alcide… he’d be a fine replacement as well

He’s so freakin hot even if he does look like a lumberjack!

Yeah nope… wouldn’t kick that out of bed… ever.

Ok let’s move on to people I hate or make me go WTF…

Franklin… at first I was all like” ooohhh hello accent”… but very quickly that was replaced by “holy shit what a creeper!” What the hell is he going to do to poor Tara!! I swear that girl’s life goes from shit to double shit. His character is just off his rocker insane.

Russell the foppish King of Mississippi… what does he want with Bill, why does he work with Weres…why did he kill Erics father, and now after the end of episode 5 he wants Sookie too.

Which brings me to more WTF…

WTF Bill Compton! What the hell is going on with you?  I know in the books *spoiler*sookieandbilldon’tenduptogether*spoiler* but WHY?  Why did he have all the background info on Sookie in his desk, Why did he tell Sookie not to find him…is he trying to protect her from something??? Or is he just an asshole…looks like an asshole to me right now. Jerk! Sam Merlot’s family… what the hell is up with them?  I don’t trust them… at all! Plus they were from Magnolia, Arkansas…you know peeps from there are crazy *coughshoewhorecough* lol And lastly…

Sookie is on my WTF list… what the FUCK is up with Sookie….

And I ask again… WHAT. THE. FUCK. is up with Sookie??

What is she!??? Bill Compton asks her what she is once and all she says is a waitress.  JE says we don’t find out till book 7 what Sookie is…so does that mean we won’t find out what she is this season?? We got a tiny glimpse at the end of season 2, and not a bigger look in episode 5! Episode 6 can’t come soon enough!

Ok…. On to peeps I love!!

Hookah!!!

Don’t you just LOVE Lafayette!! I swear I can’t get enough of his character! and didn’t you happy clap for him too when that hot male nurse Jesus wanted to get with him…. Jesus and Lafayette so cute…unless Jesus turns out to be like another Eggs and fucks up everything going on in his life…this is Trueblood after all NOTHING ever works out happily on this show!

Pam lol…she’s sassy, she swings what ever way the wind blows and she gets pissed when her pumps get dirty. That Magistrate better not hurt her! And finally….

Jason Stackhouse… so dumb… so so dumb…. and yet…..

So much to love about him lol… I couldn’t find a good screen cap of him washing the police car in Episode 5, It was clearly a ploy and unnecessary distraction from the plot…but I have to hand it to Trueblood…they know their audience

Ok Ladies!! Let’s discuss!! have you caught up to episode 5 yet!??!  I want to know what you think of this season so far!

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